when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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