it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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