I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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