She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Randomize
