Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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