38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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