there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
