just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Me too!
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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