if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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