I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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