I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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