So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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