Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
only if we run a train.
done.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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