another moral hangover. fuck.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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