She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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