I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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