I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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