Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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