We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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