He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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