Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Randomize