It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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