she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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