It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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