I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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