Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I am available for nakedness
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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