sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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