this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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