For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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