Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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