but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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