There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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