Little spoons don't ask big questions
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
being pregnant is like rehab
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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