Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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