so explain again why im purple
no
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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