We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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