8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
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