I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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