therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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