I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Your mouth is God's brothel.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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