i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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