i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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