They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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