Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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