So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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