North Korea, Best Korea!
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Randomize
