I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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