It's just like the Real World with babies
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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