i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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