absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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