Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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