He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
