i just wanna soil my oats bro
oh god the rape fog is back!
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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