***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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